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1. My favorite color right now is pink. 2. I am a cat person even though I have two dogs in addition to my cats. 3. I like to use ellipses on IM... 4. My life-long goal is to live on the beach before I die. 5. I wish I had the discipline to sit down and write my novel everyday. 6. I love to cook. 7. I love to create spice recipes. 8. I have my own spice business. 9. I am sometimes an extrovert and sometimes an introvert. 10. I've been accused of being a chameleon by a previous boss. 11. Not a single day has gone by in my entire life where I was not reading a book. 12. I love chai. 13. My husband is really great. 14. I like to drive fast. 15. I am bad with money. 16. I love to shop. 17. I don't really like babies. 18. I'm good at playing pool. 19. My favorite flower is freesia. 20. I can crochet, needlepoint, and quilt. 21. I drive a Mercedes, but I don't like the image that comes with it. 22. I was once offered $100 to take off my shirt during a job interview. 23. I love gourmet chocolate. 24. I was unable to eat a Hershey bar the other day because it no longer enough flavor. 25. I own approximately 50 pairs of shoes, 25 purses, 15 hats, and 60 tubes of lipstick. 26. I can drive on the left side of the road without issues. 27. My favorite show is Nip-Tuck. 28. My second favorite show is Dave Chapelle. 29. I hate racism. 30. I contributed money to the Southern Poverty Law Center. 31. I hate animal cruelty. 32. I donate monthly to the Humane Society of America. 33. I believe the government should not be allowed to tell my what to do with my body. 34. I am a moderate Liberal. 35. It is painful to watch or listen to George Bush. 36. I lost my virginity in the back seat of a car at a drive-in during the movie "The In-Laws". 37. At my high school prom, my best friend and I traded dates for my family picture because I wasn't allowed to go with the guy who was really my date. The reason was that he was Hispanic (never mind he was the son of Gus Garcia, City Council member and CPA). 38. I love potatoes of any kind, but especially scalloped with cheddar cheese. 39. My favorite dessert is cheesecake. 40. I recently turned 4o. 41. I recently got reading/computer glasses. 42. I am good at internet research. 43. I like to garden. 44. I believe you can never have enough candles. 45. I am bored with technical writing as a profession. 46. I want to open a spice store. 47. I am thinking of organizing an Austin Chocolate Festival. 48. I think animals are better than a lot of people. 49. I am frustrated by people who drive slow in the left lane. 50. My mother and I get along great even though we disagree on pretty much everything. 51. My dad lives in Austin and I see him 2-3 times a year. 52. I love my dad because he would do anything for me. 53. My great-grandmother lived until 101. 54. My favorite bands are ColdPlay, Dave Mathews, Radiohead, Jack Johnson, and Bob Schneider. 55. My husband can do a great Rick Astley impression, as well as Kermit the frog. 56. I don't think I could live without Tivo now. 57. My neices are really cute. 58. My neices tell everyone I am a cool aunt. 59. I think Johnny Depp is the hottest man on the planet. 60. Brian Sierer is the best husband on the planet. 61. I love my house. 62. I like fireworks. 63. I want to be cremated when I die. 64. I want people to laugh and say good things about me at my funeral. 65. Mean people suck. 66. I get my news from NPR and The Daily Show. 67. My least favorite words are 'ointment', 'salve' and 'moist'. 68. I like to eat what and where the locals eat when I travel. 69. I love nice beds. 70. I hate feather pillows. 71. I wish I could sleep late. 72. I hate raking leaves. 73. I love the smell of cucumbers and freshly cut grass. 74. I hate the smell of body odor. 75. I love all movies. 76. I think marriage is complicated. 77. I like being alone, but only when it is my choice. 78. I don't think I could live without mexican food. 79. I shower once a week, unless I've sweated. 80. If I don't like a book, I stop reading it. 81. I love to buy expensive make-up. 82. I like the challenge of making make-up look as if you aren't wearing any. 83. I like crossword puzzles. 84. I used to be unable to do crossword puzzles for some reason. 85. I like the smell of crayons and Play-Doh. 86. I don't like the sound of screaming children. 87. I don't think parents should let their children run loose in restaurants. 88. I hate know-it-alls. 89. I like men who are good-looking and don't know it. 90. I like women who are cool, yet unsure of themselves. 91. I would've voted for Howard Dean. 92. I'm happy that I found someone who understands me, doesn't always agree with me, but loves me anyway. 93. I hate pantyhose in the summer. 94. I am incapable of staying in sync with the aerobics instructor. 95. I hate exercise. 96. I have the occasional urge to return to playing tennis again. 97. I absolutely CANNOT stand cockroaches. 98. In 1986 I spent four hours in jail for stealing clothes from an employer (Ross Dress for Less). 99. I like to be unpredictable. 100. I don't want people to know everything about me because thats boring.